Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...