A computer geek whose
brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps
in a server room, feeds on beer
extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.
The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".
You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play
and run to the computer to check
are any bugs