"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."
D'Andre Jackson : Hell naw Nukka, them boyz out dere be poppin' caps and shit when dey be seein a black man. Man, they had Quannell X all up in that piece when another brotha was killed up there leavin' a white girls house and wrecked in a ditch. They bussted them tazers out on his azz and errthang. His moms and shit was on TV Tombout she gonna get the NBAACP involved son...We ain't goin no where nere' dem white boys. We gone have to wait until they come to Beaumont or P/A to get our jack on dog..
A small town with A LOT of people.
Snooty girls and jock guys.
Not what you would expect in a hick town(:
Tons of entertaining fights at school.
Not much to do in Luberton but sit back and watch all the drama happening.