a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
автор: Don Juan 8 марта 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
автор: Lorelili 16 октября 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
автор: superculona 27 сентября 2009
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
автор: qwertyismynamedontforgetit 18 января 2011
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
автор: Evan Met 20 апреля 2006
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
автор: vidrome 15 ноября 2009
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
автор: Dr Wright 12 марта 2009

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