its filled with old people and immature teenagers
the kids start having sex in 5th grade
start drinking and smoking in 6th and go to AA by the seventh grade
dont get me wrong its an amazing place to grow up
the town is centered around its school and athletics
but its got more drugs and alcohol than all of germany because the town loves their kids but they dont care about them
and it pisses me off
especially when stupid bitchy whores become salutatorians of the 2008 graduating class
girl- Sweet lets go and tomorrow we can have a hangover and an abortion!!
malverner # 2: Fuckin off ya cunt, I'm going down the retail park to show off me new shop mobility cart.
2. "We're black and Baptist! Let's move out of Malvern"
3. "We're old! Let's die in Malvern"
Ashamed person: I know man every guy up here is a fucking fairy and the girls will fuck you but never get too close because they've heard guys from Malvern are gangster and they feel safer with homos who use too much hair products and body spray.