Mame-Shiba: Did you know an ostrich forgets what it just learned very quickly?
Boy: NO DISTRACTIONS!
(As he is studying for a test, the shiba bean telling him that things are forgotten easily just makes him worry about the test)
Man: *About to kiss girlfriend*
Shiba: 42 million germs per second are transmitted while kissing!
Man: Never mind.
Me: DIEEEE! OMG DIE DIE DIE!!! *smashes bean*