The childlike tendency
of many males of the species to heedlessly put to use things that obviously weren't intended for the usage
they've put them
to and then acting innocent/dumbfounded/shocked when
caught doing so by the female of the species who thought
that NOT using the object
in question in the manner which they've just caught the male of the species using was a no-brainer.
1. She (in shocked
fury in the kitchen
having walked in on a major mansgression): "I can't believe you just used
our crock pot to change the oil in your truck. That's for cooking, now it's ruined!"
He (with befuddled innocence): "But it was just
the right size
for the job. You can always wash it out before you use it."
2. She (in shocked
fury at his latest mansgression): "I can't believe you used
new lace tablecloth to wipe the gravy off your face
He (with befuddled innocence while sitting next to a pile
paper napkins): "But there weren't any napkins, what was I supposed to do?"
She: rolls eyes in exasperation before rapidly
massaging his head with the nearest blunt object.