Student1:Who is that guy who took out his ribs to suck his own cock?
Student2:Are you talking about Marilyn Manson?
Student1:Yeah that's him, gawd what a fag.
Student2:God you're so fucking retarded.
2. My future Husband
retarded republican: who?
Me: Marilyn Manson (aka brian warner!)
retarded republican: iew he's homo!
Me: iew ur a bitch!
He now is dating 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood who starred in Manson's recent hit single, "Heart-Shaped Glasses (When The Heart Guides The Hand)" and is also rumored to appear in Manson's upcoming film "Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll".
Manson fan: Where did you hear that?
Some kid: i read he is a reverend in The Church of Satan.
Manson fan: You idiot, it doesn't mean that Marilyn Manson Satanist. Reverends in The Church of Satan are revered unlike in Catholic churches where it means they dedicate their life to the religion. Manson is actually an Atheist. The title Reverend to The Church of Satan was just given as an honorary title to him by the founder, Anton Szandor LaVey.
Some kid: o.. well he is still creepy. i dont like people who r different.
the fat christian says: eeew! he is a gay man and he loves satan!
i say:no he doesnt you fat shit
the fat christian says:yes he does! i know! i heard some one say so!
i say:and that is why he is soooo much better than you
the fat christian says: no he isnt!
i say: go fuck a stick bitch
at which point i grab the closest knife and smash it into the douchebags aorta
prep: then your like SUCH a freak! u antichrist!
me:fuck u bitch atleast im open minded and the music i listen to dosnt sound all the same!
me:thought so bitch
.........k that was wired
Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids (now shortened to 'Marilyn Manson') is a 'shock-rock' band that started in the 80's. So, those who think he's 'metal' or 'emo'..you're wrong..and you fail at life.
Those obscene rumors like the whole 'breast implants' thing..and the 'ribs removed' thing...they aren't true. If you watch any of his interviews, you'd know that he finds these things funny...but they aren't true. The whole 'breast' thing was for a music video...and they weren't real...and come on, the whole 'suck my own dick' thing was a joke.
Me: ...do you happen to have any legit reasoning behind that opinion?
Mindless Idiot: I don't even know if it's a guy or a girl..and he has two different color eyes!
Me: First off, if you knew anything..you'd know that Manson is a guy and that 'Marilyn Manson' is not his real name. And there's significance behind those contacts.
Mindless Idiot: He's still a freak! He removed two of his ribs so he could suck his own dick...and he throws live puppies in the audience at his shows and tells people to kill them!
Me: I feel sorry for you...the media is basically brainwashing you.
Mindless Idiot: What?
Me: ...you have no opinion of your own. You lose.