1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
автор: Jake 22 апреля 2005
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
автор: ASSHOLE! 10 июля 2004
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
автор: Your Ass 26 сентября 2003
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
автор: Shandy lover 29 апреля 2003
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
автор: lucas bolton 6 апреля 2006
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
автор: anonymous 17 декабря 2003
How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?
Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!
автор: FatFastStrong 20 октября 2009
to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
автор: Anonymous 25 января 2003

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