2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu,
or again feelin ur
guys: dick aka cock
in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)
i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee
p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."