2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
Males grab their cock and stroke.
Females finger themselves, or use a dildo, or vibrator, or a hot dog...
We all do it, don't deny it.
Jane would rather masturbate, because she can't risk getting a bun in her oven. Although, she's had her eye on Bob for a while...
pretty much every1 does it even if they're too ashamed to even admit it to themselves. its ok ppl its totally normal!!!!!
i do it whenevr i feel horny or if im alone at home! its great!
first off im a girl so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate
i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :)
then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump up against it while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile.
so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny
Danielle: So do I!!
Jenny and Danielle: It feels so good!
Girls: Unless you don't care if someone sees you, make sure no one is around. Take of your bottoms and undies. Grab yourself, moving up and down. Rub you clit. If you want to, slam your fingers into your pussy. Stop a little before you cum. Wait a few minutes, then repeat. It makes the experience A LOT more stimulating.
PLEASE READ: If this made you honry, please go and masturbate! That's what this was for!