worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about
half advertisements, the other half consisting
encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often
purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid
to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page
of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided
the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.