Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!