The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.
Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!
автор: Hopee. 11 июля 2010
Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.
You my friend, have just became a mom
автор: Dylan V. 27 марта 2008
Misuse of meme. Typically, when someone is incorrect about their meme usage, you mention mom to alert them of the error.
Guy failing: "I think Master Chief is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything."

Guy alerting guy of fail: "Omg, you're so retarded, I'm calling mom!"
автор: themanwholies 7 января 2011
A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear
I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM
автор: Alcornbc 15 марта 2010
the way Americans spell mum!
my mum gave birth to me in England
mom wrongly spelt word
автор: londoner! 29 марта 2011
A very sweet loving person HAPPY MOTHERS DAY Mom
a hard working person named Mom
автор: Zyan Coyle 10 мая 2008
The number one source of great jokes worldwide
I had rough sex with your mom last night
автор: Bill 28 ноября 2005

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