Made Of Money
Mom:do I look like I'm made of money

Kid:isn't that what mom means M-made O-of M-money
автор: Iheartsportz 17 июля 2015
A female who gave life to you. Also someone who stresses you out. Let alone be stressed out making sure you don't become a parent until after college.
Look at her mom! She looks stressed.
автор: that1soccergirl 31 декабря 2014
The person who gave you life aka my best friend ever!!
If I could say something that the whole world was listening to id say "HI MOM ILYSM!"
автор: 💁🏻 dancer 18 сентября 2016
The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her
Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS
автор: Danker Memer 5 апреля 2016
The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.
I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇
автор: BadassFucker!! 6 марта 2016
Moms are odd they care about you alot but sometimes it is embarrassing because you don't really want them around.
My mom will always above me.😑
автор: Princess fluffy butt 3 марта 2016
Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
автор: Robojoe 26 января 2016
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