After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
автор: luc richard mbah amoute 13 апреля 2009
To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
автор: oxmix 21 октября 2003
When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
автор: Scott Coleman 2 апреля 2008
An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
Man waking up with a mysterious erection.
автор: Jimmy Tinker 24 апреля 2004
an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
автор: i seek the truth! 17 марта 2003
The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.
I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
автор: jiblair 28 октября 2003
1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.
1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."
автор: Diego 31 августа 2003
Waking up with a hard on
Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?
автор: Bandylank 8 октября 2008

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