born and raised in melbourne. Living in mostly western suburbs. They depict no sense of class, enjoy spitting and when speaking, excessively swear and use terms like "bro"
They seem to have a lack of individual thought, which spans to everything they do. They seem to walk around in a group and all of whom look familiar to the person next to them.
Fashion: They usually wear similar things to their friends and copy each other. If one person were to have a jumper they think to be "cool" they would then proceed to purchase or acquire by other means the same thing. This then continues throughout the group until all the muzzas look exactly the same or atleast 90% similar.
Their hairstyles are somewhat pathetic and again would be similar to their friends. this usually consists od a mullet and hair that is excessively straightened with a ceramic straightener (other better alternatives are not available because of financial issue or they are just ignorant of them) hair is grotesquely bleahced with stripes of blonde or a patch of blonde out of nowhere. Hair is usually spiked up to look as if they had used a tub of gel just to get one spike up. Recently discovered the existence of hair wax and clay.
FLuro colors are a must for clothing. usually so excessive that they look like a highlighter. wears trackies, hoodie (recently moved on to big jackets with furry hoods).
Recently trying to pick up on asian trends that have either gone out of popularity or existed for a good span of time.
Wears sneakers such as dunlop volleys.
Recently picked up on techno and shuffling
Education seems to not mean much to muzzas. revels in breaking the law, getting into uni does not seem to be possible at current speculation. Anything related to educational excellence or beneficial to society is considered to be uncool or lame by muzzas
During the weekdays they can be found at around 7pm at 5-star gym in Thomastown, they rock up with their bros wearing $100 jeans and $5 fluro polo tops from Cotton-On with the collar up. They spend half their time at the gym doing nothing but dumbell bicep curls, they grunt very loudly 'huhh-UUUUUHHHH' to make sure everyone in the gym can see how much they can lift even though they can actually only do 2 and a half reps. In between sets they and their bros perv on the bellas hogging all the treadmills, who are also there with all their girlfriends (the bellas themselves never break a sweat, they usually are just swaying their asses/pose-jogging for the muzzas). After doing 1000 bicep curls the muzzas go next door to Q-Room to chill.
Muzzas love doof-doof music and are always the first to buy the newest Ministry of Sound Annuals or Sessions. They are into the harder techno-electro kind of house music which is more minimal and does not have any lyrics; ‘Cream’- Federico Franchi is the typical example. Once they get the latest album they drive around to these hekkkktik beats with the subwoofer on full-blast. Poor muzzas drive Commodores VL-VR, EB and ED Falcons, and old Skylines or Soarers, while the more cashed-up ones drive R34 Skylines and 200SXs. The really lucky muzzas have Supras or WRXs. Most if not all of the muzza’s weekly paycheck will go towards some sort of mod to their fully-sik cars, such as fully-sik chrome rims, fully-sik bodykits and fully-sik exhaust tips. Everything about a muzza is loud, hektik, and fully-sik.
In terms of the appearance of these "muzzas" they are often found wearing sporting labels like Adidas, Champion and Kappa. Trackpants are a popular item. Hair product is also a must for a muzza so they can "fully spike my hair up and be muzztek so my bella thinks im fully gorgeous and also when i go clubbing all the chikybabes will stare at me and wanna get my number." You can tell if a person is muzza by simply talking to them (as they often say "re", "uleh"....etc), type of clothing they wear (adidas trackies which provide more movement in the hips when on the dancefloor shuffling), hairstyle (often spiked up so they look "fully sick" and often wear a cap (playboy or adidas or vondutch)on the top of the spiky hair) and last but not least, you can tell by seeing what their email address is as its often "firstname.lastname@example.org" or a "email@example.com"
In conclusion, when you do see a muzza, don't be afraid to approach it and call it a fag and abuse it as much as you want.
John-Nee: "hey im good what about you?"
Alex: "yeh re, I've been fully sick uleh, hey by the way bro this is my bella, her name is princess uleh"
John-Nee: "hey nice to meet you princess"
Princess: "hey nice to meet you too,how hot is my alex hes quite the sexy uleh boy i love him so much he's gorjuzzzzzzzz omg, hes so hot, i get so turned on when he shuffles, its so erotic"
*John-Nee slowly backs away*
Alex: "hey mate u wanna a ciggie uleh?"
John-Nee: "no i dont smoke thanks anyway"
Princess: "Oh mahh gawdd gorjuzz gimme a puff i havent had one since 5 min ago, im so craving one gorjuzz"
*princess takes a smoke of alex's ciggie*
Princess: "Oh mah gawddd its so yum uleh"
Alex: "hey bro uleh, me and my bella maria are gonna go shoppo to buy trackies...you wanna come uleh? It will be fully hektick re"
John-Nee: "Nah im alright thanks"
Princess: "Ye and my gorjuzz baby sex is taking me clubbing and having dinnerwth the rest of the boys at bell st maccas uleh"
John-Nee runs off, still regretting on how he had manage to speak to a muzza and his pumpkin gf for 5 min.
They work for uncle Nicko who is a concreter and spend most of their money on ring tones, the car, neon lights and generally anything that they think will impress strangers and chicks.
They only workout their upper-body (arms) and walk like they have packed their pants.
They inflate each others egos but can never talk enough about themselves and how much chicks love them.
They never refer to themselves as Australian even though they are born there and can often be heard saying "F&^%^* skips have no respect"
Their parents buy them houses and their mothers cook lasagnas for them until they are 30.
They are usually greasy and add to this by using excessive amounts of hair gel and not showering.
For fun they drive around in their "fully sick bro" skylines and maybe go to a club and drink purple water with a touch of vodca.
They think there european culture is superior even though they act like african americans as do most ethnic australians.
nice hair bro, i'm getting mine like that on fursday
i could get any chick you know bro, chicks love wogs."
Person 2:"Na to many muzzas down there"
Person 1:"I saw a group of muzzas at the carpark today"
Person 2:"What's muzzas"
Person 1:"Muzzas is those kinda guys we saw at the carpark yesterday there was like 10 of them standing around a red nissan pulsar with 2pac bluring out of it and they all where wearing nike dri fit hats had bumbags and wearing singlets"
Person 2:"Haha oh them guys so that's what muzzas are"