The population is about 50-50 whites to other ethnic groups. It's NOT 92% white, not even close, so M. Du, shut up.
At the junior college, whites are a minority. I live here, I know this.
And we like being called Napkins, it's a funny term we enjoy. Nap-kins. Yessss.
We also have a state hospital to get locked up in if we're naughty.
There is NOTHING to do in this town. We're bored out of out minds. Seriously.
..and we don't hate surrounding towns.
If you're a tourist and you come to visit - drive the speed limit. Nothing gets people crazier than being behind drivers going 30 in a 45 zone.
Ok, but lets get out of Napa.
Bill: "No way man. Every time I go in there, the place is full of NAPAs."
Tanisha: "My man broke up wit me again!"
Lawanda: "Oh snap! How'd he do it this time?"
Tanisha: (sniffle) "He sent me a text!"
Lawanda: "Hmmf. That NAPA got no manners!"
Correcting a mIRC script to the Nth degree, perfecting it with stupidly complicated methods which are most likely practical, but no-body understands.