A play about a ridiculous thing
that was COMPLETELY
blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary
cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned
to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable
Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary
with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more
and more gullable people
have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.
-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH
THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL
THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary
, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary
? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary
and Joseph. What a family, eh?!