Regular Human Being: "Whats that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my dick getting sucked!!"
COD player: "Whats that? I couldnt hear you over me masterbating, alone!"
Regular Human Being: "Youre a Fucking idiot"
Player2: whys that?
Player1: mostly cause hes about to die
Player2: lets go help him out
Newb: hey thanks can you teach me how to play im a newb :