(Jack): I was fooling around with
Lauren in her parents bed for several
hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with
a hard stick
and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next
time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with
Lauren's little sister instead.