Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
I love you noodlenose.
Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.
man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.