in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes
about a 20-year old girl
who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She
was forced against
her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol
on tv last
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.