guy#1: dude you looked so fresh at the party last night, and volunteering to be the designated driver... totally orb of you.
guy#2: yeah dude once again you looked like a jackass.
guy#1: really? oh man i was so totally schwasted last night!
Spherical colored glass or polished brass lawn decoration product popular among suburban dwellers with too much time on their hands. Often used in conjunction with an equally ill conceived lawn pedestal. Due to their globe shape and typical poor mounting on the cheap pedestals, these orbs will often roll into a neighbors yard when blown by a strong wind.
2) "their orb stayed there for like six months until I kicked it under a bush"
Brandon: What an orb.
Zooey: "Nice to meet you too, Wade. By the way, nice ORB."
2. A very strong initial love feeling to a significant other.