man 2: well, i set off a firework from my arse, but I over clenched, and gripped the rocket too tight. I badly burnt the cheeks of my arse. Luckily a pal tenderly applied coolent to my posterior. If I hadn't had that crate of super tennents it would have hurt so much i'd have had to stop drinking!
man 1:typical 'oughts!
To be used as a suggestive term, add 'h' to the beginning of the word. Thus, hhought.
"Whant to mhake some ghood deals, come to my place and settle in with a nice bowl of curry?"