in the dark depths
of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which
you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling
14 year olds
are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because
the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once
inside a rare
sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even
Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place
where married 40 year olds
can go and pull a naive 14 year
old and be no consequences.
girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage
of by some
old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!
guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!