reason one: pant do not talk
reason two: if a pant did talk it would say i AM the pant not are... are is bad
reason three: if a pant could talk it would not publicise its self it would lock its self in a hard tomato and cry
2. Pants you!
3. Pants off!
4. I'm getting pantsed.
5. You're a pants!
6. I just took a huge pants.
7. Pants, you lookin' gooood!
8. That was pantsing stupid!
9. You're a pants pantsing pants who pantses every pantsing pants that pantsing comes your pantsing way, therefore you and your pantsing pants should go to pants!
10. You're a pair of grandma panties!