Peas can be shot out of tubes from your mouth or buttocks via a tube at unsuspecting passers-bye. This practice was first used by the Irish sailors who's boats could not carry loads heavier than a sack of potatoes. Instead of firing cannonballs and enemy ships, they peppered them with peas. However, as they were not frozen, they merely dissintegrated upon impact.
Another use for peas are for motorists. They can be placed inbetween the grooves in tyres to make makeshift slick tyres. This use for peas was again invented by the Irish who are usually too poor to buy slick tyres.
Man 2:Yes my fellow homosapien, the man infront does indeed have green tyres, he has makeshift slick tyres.
Man 1:Oh I wish I was as cool as him.
Man 2:One day you shall be, one day.
The basic lowdown on the Peas: There are some means of communication A.K.A the Pea Lingo. It all began with the word CYA and continued with the most recent Gag Reflex. Peas are known for their spunky, sprightly personalities. They seem to have a few haters, but really jealousy is the reason behind it all. There are some prestigious Pea worshipers, in other words, Pextras: Embryo, Corbin-Pea, and Heity (A present Pacifier, but fits in quite well with his frazzling personality.) Some activities the Peas participate in are cuddling, getting shwasted, noshilating nanners, Cazzys (where all meetings take place), and an infinite amount of others. These members are blood sisters, best friends, and Peas 4 Lyfe. K ;;;;;;;;; PRP
Some would argue it's edible others know better.
Please also see petit pois
E: yeah absou-pea-tley!
S: My mash was pea-fect!