You totally go James Gonion on them.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.
Students often brag of legendary coaches and awesome football programs but are constantly let down. Only one question matters: How many National titles has Penn State won? The answer is of course; zero.
"Oh it was full of floofy skirts and northface jackets?"
"Oh so it was Pennstate?"