if word begins witha consonant then you move the consonants to the end but only up to the first vowel, then you add 'ay' to the end(ie streight becomes eightstray)
"I-ay amay able-ay ootay eakspay Igpay Atinlay"
"Bob was transported to Vietnam." -->
"Ob-bay asway ansportedtray ootay Ietnamvay."
If it begins with a vowel it is the same, but 'way' is added instead of 'ay'. But 'a' is different, because it is the only one letter word, which is a vowel, so you change it to way.
goodbye = oodbyegay
a = way
and = andway
Adlay1: Oi, adlay, where's the oongay?
Adlay2: I ankdrayed it all, untcay. We'll leg it to idcombelay and buy some more.
Adlay3: Anyone got some ingerpays?
Lad1: Excuse me, friend, do you know where the cask wine is?
Lad2: I drank it all, my friend. We shall make for Lidcombe and buy some more.
Lad3: Does anyone happen to have some ecstasy?
i'm bored--> miway oredbay
this sucks--> histay ucksay