40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
= Many bloodsucking creatures.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"
normal person: "what the fuck?"
brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!