Posers spend most of their time wasting thier life away on myspace with the rest of the emo losers. They feel special they made friends with some other nobodies who no one even gives a shit about while the real popular people are making friends with known and important people.
sal PRETENDED to have money just to look cool to the people who really DO have money.
What a poor ass poser.
We really live the lifestyle and hes posing to make friends. How pathetic. Stupid Kid.
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
2. anybody who wears a visor beanie
3. always emphatically claims to not be a poser
4. tries way too hard to impress those who he/she finds cool, and as a result ends up being their little bitch, not realizing that the person they try to impress probably doesnt like them very much
5. wears a polo shirt with the collar popped
6. only shops at abercrombie, or american eagle
see also deuchebag