Jerald - "Oh yeah we ended up snorting like 200 mgs of Adderall and power railed all night. So much blood bro I was raw doggin."
Scott - "Respect."
Roommate 1 - "Yo mane I heard you next door yesterday. Was your girlfriend crying about something?"
Roommate 2 - "Nah she lost a bet so we didn't have to do any foreplay. I just dry dogged it real hard. She hates that shit LOL what a idiot."