A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually
immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance
suggests he is diligently involved in some
pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing
away the hours
on some usless
bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been
put into a position
that intellectually they
are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they
should help support his pitiful facade
or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show
it to you next
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"