The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.
Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.
Red Alert player: Do you even know what Red Alert is?
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.