of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything
thrown at it, including boiling acid
and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.
When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall
rectangles coming to eat your testicles
and pickle your
used by modern day police
in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired
at by 30 clips
of an AK-47.