Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*