Describes a heavy duty Rogaine user, typically an insecure and short in stature (Elf-like) male in the process
their hair. The Rogainist will sometimes
use generic-brand hair regrowth solutions to save some
money. In many cases, the Rogainist is married to a equally insecure makeup whore
who insists the Rogainist use the toxic solution despite
the potential side effects, else the marriage is over.Rogainists
are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore
wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They
really take advantage
of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Makeup Whore Wife: Jeremy, I don't find
you attractive anymore, your Elf-like stature
and small cock is being
overpowered by your balding head. Become a Rogainist or the marriage is over.
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations
and become a Rogainist. Are you being
fucked by Master BBC tonight?