When two men wander into a cemetary and dig up a women's dead body. One of them puts there face right next to her vagina while the other jumps on the girls stomach to see what bodily fluids pour out onto the others face.
Mike: Hey steve I'm feeling really kinky right now. Want to go romping? I was looking in the obituaries and I saw this really hot girl that just died.
Steve: Hell yeah I'll go...I got dibs on my face in her vagina first.
Mike: Fine but next time I get that spot.