A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under
the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked
him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous
poetry. He is only truly
happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven
away by the imaginary
black clouds over his head.