Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!
*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*
Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
Used sometimes in order to belittle someone and make them seem retarded... or equally to amuse and impress them with your mind. Indeed.
June: Menstral cycle - it's like I got a fire and ice show going off in my lower regions. It's fantastic.
Betty: Owh, doesn't sound it!
June: Umm... sarcasm?
Betty: No I'm not being sarcastic, it really doesn't sound it!
June: *slaps head*
Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.
Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"
Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."
To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."
Also known as a sixth sense as one’s ability to detect the offence and threat of one’s self or another’s during sight or hearing of sarcasm.
Wang:so are you going 2 buy somting?
Peter: no i just like standing in line with a wang