(1)becoming anorexic so you can fit into your size 00 abercrombie jeans....
(2)seeing how many colors you can dye your hair before you look like a slogan for gay pride...
(3)dancing like a retard getting chased by a swarm of bees....
(4)listening to screaming whiney bands where you cant even understand the words because the band sucks...
(5)going to as many whiney shows as possible to show off all your peircings, your multi-colored scene hair, and show off how "hip" you are... as if anyone cares?
(6)buying clothes that dont fit right to show off your anorexia (but of course you dont tell other anorexics that! you're naturally skinny!)
(7)getting so many peircings you look like fucking frankenstein
ok im ready for the show tonight!
now lets go take some cool myspace pix then leave a bulletin before the show.
Scenster: Yo my homie, I am not emo, I'm a scene scenster.
-choppy layered hair with side bangs
-normally random patches of light brown or light blonde to make it look like someone shit in your hair
-septum rings and lip rings of any kind
-bright colors with flats and tight jeans
-little kid themed clothes
-headbands sunglasses colored pearls or hair bows
-likes hardXcore stuff cuz they are so SCENE
-with the million and ten "pics" they take the tag for them is--OH SO SCENE--tough girlXcore--or SCENE bitches
-normally adds Xcore to anything they say
-thinks they are better than anyone unscene
-has a livejournal to be cool not to write in
-crams words together
-scene girls normally wear tons of eyeliner
-oh BTW they like guns--bang--cunt--stab
They think they are original but are just clones of each other.
Myspace is an essential.
Scene kids think typing in CAPS is oh so 'sceneXcore.
They use words like innit, buff and will without a doubt love From first to last. NO not because of they're music. Because of Sonny moore.
They add Xcore to all their words.
And often use the terms,
OH AND! you can't forget the crazy assed angeled pictures, plastered all over myspace.
Scenesters like things ranging from polka dots, to robots and dinosaurs, to beads and hair bows.
Most of them are pretentious little cunts.
I'm gonna take some new pics of myself now and post a_bulletin asking people to comment them__x&x_
-LyKe OmFgZ!!!!111one!- says;
Oh GO YOU!!12311!
AND I'M GONNA CUT MY HAIR TOMMOROW ALL CHOPPY AND THEN DYE IT BLACK AGAIN. WITH A PINK BIT IN ME FRINGE.
-LyKe OmFgZ!!!!111one!- says;
I'm going down town tomo to get some new converse..
And so on && so forth.
Ridiculous if you ask me.
2. (adj.) Drama whores, attention whores, whiners, losers, and posers that like to pretend they're cool and/ or nonchalant. Fashion victims that like to pretend they're unique. Wimps who like to pretend that they're badass. (See also; hypocrite.)
3. (adj.) Used as an adjective by scene kids to describe anything they think is cool, AKA, anything that the rest of the world thinks is utterly moronic, pointless, and tiresome.
2. Scene kid: "I wish I were scene enough to pretend I wasn't scene! T_T"
3. Scene Kid Tippy: Oh em GEE! I lurve your new HAIR and it's black chaos!
Scene Kid Sarah: I no! It is totally teh scene.
Sarah's Older Sister: Christ, Sarah, did you get your head caught in the fuckin' weed eater?