"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"