Me: Think ur pretty hardcore then do you? So I take it thats the farthest uve been with a girl then.
Guy: (sighs) yup.
Me: Dude next time go to a party and get drunk be a normal teen.
Guy: Yeah alright.
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt!
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.