The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find
jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also
appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend
everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously
and are usually an absolute buzzkill.
Sense of humor cancer can metastasize
so badly that the victim
may hate and be jealous
of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives
in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."