person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"