Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"
"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"
"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"