Top Definition
that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.

the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
автор: heavyduty 15 октября 2006
A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).
He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.
автор: MS-2020 9 апреля 2010
False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)
Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
автор: codimus123 1 апреля 2010
when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.
Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.
автор: shartattack 24 декабря 2006
When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.
John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
автор: Lexdeacon 14 мая 2011
a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.
"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident
автор: Eloy Denis 13 июня 2011
When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.
"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper
автор: FeloniousMonksGuy 9 июля 2010

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