Someone who lays on their parents
couch all day playing online computer
games and doesn't go outside
for days at a time. Hasn't seen the sunlight outside
in weeks, and the only tan he has is from the computer screen
light. Often seen in flocks of two or three, typically with
shpances. (See also: 'shpance')
the king: "Hey shponce, when
was the last time you saw daylight, other than through the window?"
the shponce: "Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm........I don't know, like three weeks or more? I can't remember, really."
the king: "Pfft...typical sphonce-like activities."