The act, or art of getting sideways, also commonly reffered
to as "getting beyond horizontal", is an extreme
case of intoxication where one is incapable of standing upright
in a vertical manner, thus the only other option being "horizontal" or "sideways". The level of sidewayness achieved
by an idivudual is measured in degrees, 210 degrees being very sideways. In this state one is subject
to numerous physical mishaps
but also reaches and experiences the metal state of Euphoria.