However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But don't make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesn't hesitate to say so.
You: "I accidentally the whole bottle."
Siri: "Is that so?"
You: "Siri, suck my dick."
Siri: "Ask nice, now."
OMG every man in the neighborhood passed out! Siri must have been hanging around.
Her love life will include a cute boy names Evan-- they are perfect for each other.