a slow game with characters that have big heads. the characters are ugly, and are all girls. sometimes boys try to play it, but they just end up looking like girly men because all of the characters have skirts on. the object of the game is to tear up your competition (5-6 "girls") by "scratching", "teasing", "grabbing", "licking your lolly", "cowering", and "tattling". there are many strategies to win this game, but all are meaningless and the game is easy to play.
"hey, wanna go play sissyfight? it's so fun to win and pwn those idiots!"